Stupid town

Stupid town is the imaginary place where one is at risk of getting in trouble. Most people think you have to go to stupid town to have fun, but this is entirely not true.

When one enters stupid town, they have made a poor decision and have entered the dark side. Stupid town consists of any of the following: drugs, alcohol, sex, etc.

Friend: hey, let's go smoke some weed
Me: no, i can't go to stupid town
Friend: k den

by Masta Chang July 28, 2013

Age of the Stupid

The current era of human history. A time far removed from the Age of Enlightenment, where ignorance is celebrated and most people get their news exclusively from Facebook. During this era, it is not uncommon to become offended by almost anything or to elect a total buffoon as the leader of your country.

Anti-vaxxers, paper-straw crusaders, and ex-reality TV stars have found solace and meaning during the Age of the Stupid - a glorious time where book learnins’ and critical thinking have largely been eradicated.

by GraveyardGuy July 02, 2019

[stupid] coworker

Someone who is told how to follow business code over and over again yet still seems to fuck up.

Oh my god, my stupid coworker kathy is a complete MORON! She should go jump off a bridge into a deep lake of acid.

by youreadumbass January 30, 2009

Elective stupidity

The choice one makes that is obviously illogical, plainly unintelligent, potentially dangerous, destructive to self and others and yet the choice is made and the consequences unforgiving

His broken, dead body was proof that his poor choice was an example of elective stupidity.

by Ofashea January 17, 2022

stupid jet

Meaning forever and always/family but, funny when you say it.

Jennifer ...(smile while looking at the person) “Stupid Jet”
Diana ...(Smile back)
“Stupid Jet”

by Simple DJ July 17, 2020

stupid phrases

Phrases that are so goddamn stupid that they are funny. They make you feel sorry for the person that thought of them.

How many australians does it take to make stupid phrases? 3. One to do the job, one to hold the light bulb and one to cellotape everything to the ceiling.

by BALLS DEEP IN SANTA April 07, 2016

Stupid Oatmeal

Oatmeal eaten by a person who you have great contempt for. Even their oatmeal is stupid. Variations include "dumb grabola," "moronic cereal," "silly porridge," and possibly "imbecilic cottage cheese" (though this one is disputed by many to be a real variant, due to the lack of an oatmeal synonym).

Student: Oh, this teacher is so annoying. She always comes into class 20 minutes late with her stupid oatmeal.

by tills November 25, 2013