by squid68 January 1, 2012
Get the ground score mug.The worst show on earth. It features a bunch of twenty-something year old loser who are paid to act like mentally handicapped dirt. The basic formula for every episode is sex+drinking+tanning. Every time you watch jersey shore, your IQ will drop by a minimum of 10 points. The show is so dirty and disgusting that even viewing it may result in herpes of the eye. The people on that show make America and New Jersey look bad. One of the worst offenders is a creature, called Snooki. A snooki is an animal with a leather-like appearance and a dangerously high appetite for sex. Its activities include working at a t-shirt shop and passing out in public with a bottle of vodka in its hand. jersey shore is a prime example of how NOT to live. It delivers the message that sex and alcohol are the solutions to everything. I sincerely hope that show gets cancelled.
Kenney: what happened to Kyle? He was a genius just a few weeks ago and now all he does is drool and poop his pants.
Mitchell: he watched Jersey Shore 15 times, which dropped his IQ from 180 to 30.
Mitchell: he watched Jersey Shore 15 times, which dropped his IQ from 180 to 30.
by coolestnerdever December 9, 2012
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An asymmetric hairstyle which is the result of a person (usually a young female) styling the front part of their hair while looking straight into a mirror without regard to the sides or back part of their hair. This gives the appearance of disproportionately large hair when looking face to face, while flat at any other angle of view.
Dude, look at the girl...her hair is huge in the front but flat everywhere else. She wearing a western storefront!
by kdjo66 May 30, 2009
Get the Western Storefront mug.1. A cross between a slut and a whore. A woman who is loose sexually but does not demand the going street value for sex , but still manges to be compensated.
Chrissy, did you see Anitilose leave with that guy that bought her a Budweiser , she blew him in the parking lot just for that one beer, she is such a slore !!
by BOSSAROCKASURUS April 11, 2012
Get the SLORE mug.Scores means; 20 pounds worth of marijuana. Half (10 pounds worth) is called a "Benners" & half of a "Benners" (5 pounds worth) is called a "Jax".
Let's pick up a scores.
by Sinyy January 19, 2008
Get the Scores mug.White glove service to the middle of the road. Storey Style is enjoying the finer things in life in common surroundings. When confronted with pedestrian options, Storey Style seeks a first class or top shelf alternative no one realized was available.
Rather than settling for a cab, the Storey Style gentleman hails a stretch limousine.
No matter where you dine, when Storey Styling, order a seafood tower whether it's on the menu or not.
No matter where you dine, when Storey Styling, order a seafood tower whether it's on the menu or not.
by harshbargler August 26, 2013
Get the Storey Style mug.Harry Storey. This is where a dirty story comes up in the middle of a bonding session inside of a toilet. This can bring friends closer and form a session including soggy biscuit or many different 69 seesions.
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