Stocker

1. A strong son-of-a-gun who loads up the shelves with consumer goods, in retail outlets.

2. The name of a long-forgotten 1986 Bally/Sente arcade game, in which you drive the "General Lee" from Florida to California, avoiding cops, and trying not to run out of gas. A very primitive game, by today's standards -- or even the standards of the early 1990s. Not a bad time-killer, though.

I find myself humming "Stocker"'s in-game theme when I'm driving on a long stretch of highway...

by Jason L. April 14, 2005

Sex Sticks

A set of sweet, sweet legs on a hot girl.

Damn! That girl has a nice set of sex sticks!

It's still light out...it's too early to wear that short clubbing skirt, my sex sticks will be showing!

by Hemeco August 19, 2011

drop your socks

an insult, oh just drop your socks = get screwed/ fuck off

i think you should "drop your socks"

"drop your socks"

by Dionne and Jade rock :D xx January 14, 2009

eight pound socks

Large breasts, big boobs

1.Todd played with Jenny's eight pound socks.

by Larson November 9, 2006

stockholmed

Sometimes, stocklolmed can go both ways

also, "did you hear _ and _ hooked up?"
"I thought she liked latinos and he is asian, and he liked asians and she is african"
"They did, they totally stockholmed themselves"

by stockholmeds September 4, 2009

half stock

Anytime the penis is only partly erect. Often used sarcastically when there is no abnormal blood flow down below.

"Did you just see how fast she ate that hot dog?"
"Yeah, she just gave me a half stock"

by Brock Stokley April 28, 2006

Stocker

A guy who manages to get girls lined up, and then fails to get them buy fucking it up somehow.

Marco: Damn, it was going so well with her and then my tiny penis ruined it.

Ben: Ah you always ruin it with girls that you like. You're such a stocker

by lolnosozlol January 1, 2012