Noun.
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure
excitement.
excitement.
by womb raider August 09, 2017
Like an over dose except the drugs are mixed with extreme masturbation from watching PornHum while partying. This is a common problem with a cartoon character named Ira on Unauthorized.TV
To quote Ira from a cartoon titled: Life of Ira - "Last I night I mixed meth and viagra then ended up at the Glory Hole for like eighteen hours and almost died from an over squirt. Oh Jheezus my bowels are all messed up , and I think I just shit my pants . Oh Jheezus I'm squirting again!"
by UniBomberBear33 September 28, 2020
No Squirt December is when when a female must go the whole month without masterbating or having sexual intercourse or any sexual conflict of that nature for the whole month on decomber
by Wrld333 November 05, 2020
by bigfriendlybear November 07, 2020
by Smuchuu January 17, 2022
Did you see Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL? I popped a lady boner and totally put it in the squirt locker.
by Ben Segal April 26, 2016