When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
by catfabulous January 18, 2017
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When you're on your period and you laugh so hard red squirts of blood come out.
Like omg Becky, John was telling me the funniest joke and the red squirts of laughter came out.
by Redhotcookie45 September 17, 2018
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It’s like that one guy with the vision head stone thingy but he’s really horny and be squirtin’ like a woman
I love to lil uzi squirt when I hear drake kiss boys #certifiedboylover
by Kiki_HentaiMaster April 4, 2023
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A name which is used for females who squirt. But when they squirt they moan overly loud and make demon like noises.
Holy shit, I pounded Jen last night. She was a total squirt demon
by Limelightlover69 August 2, 2021
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When a female is squrirts all over and it hits u In the eyes it burns and hurts. Hence the name squirt and hurt.
Joe and Trish had a little squirt and hurt incident last night while doing the nasty
by Jersey Nick June 9, 2021
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