"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."
by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022
Get the Murphy squirtsmug. by sophia digian and carolkenzie July 23, 2021
Get the squirtedmug. It's when a dollar store skeezer pisses everywhere after sex. Dumbasses think it's a women's cum which is actually physically impossible and in fact has been proven to be urine.
Dumbass shitbird #1: damn dude you had that fat, ugly ass bitch tina here last night!
Dumbass shitbird #2: yeah dude I'm the man, she completely soaked my sheets with her squirt.
Dumbass shitbird #1: you retard, there's no such thing! *sniffs sheets* it's fucking piss dude!
Dumbass shitbird #1: damn dude you had that fat, ugly ass bitch tina here last night!
Dumbass shitbird #2: yeah dude I'm the man, she completely soaked my sheets with her squirt.
Dumbass shitbird #1: you retard, there's no such thing! *sniffs sheets* it's fucking piss dude!
by UnholyFartMaster August 5, 2025
Get the Squirtmug. 
When your shit is brown water.
by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018
Get the squirt turdmug. When someone takes a seilfie while stupidly squatting. Typically done by a lot of no life Social media addicts.
by Smart vocabulary guy March 29, 2017
Get the Choco Squirtmug. Trusted buddy who helps you achieve orgasam when it’s not happening with your current sexual partners.
by Buddahcandy February 1, 2022
Get the squirt buddymug.