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squid! squid! squid! squid! SQUID!!!

an exression one would commonly use if they are being hunted and/or attacked by a squid.
Mike, being attacked by a squid: "squid! squid! squid! squid! SQUID!!!"
by joeohnobro March 31, 2022
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squid game

omg u watch squid game?!? me too!
by shush lol September 26, 2021
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SQUID

Used to end a proof in math. It’s the fun way of writing QED.
by JR136 October 17, 2021
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Squid

1) Ink-producing marine mollusks of the order Teuthida that typically glide through water via locomotion of their eight tentacles. Sometimes prepared for human consumption (especially in Japanese cuisine), where it is referred to as "calamari."
2) An inexperienced, inept, or otherwise foolish motorcyclist. Possibly a blend of "stupid" and "quick," as well as the bacronym "stupid, quick, under-dressed and imminently dead." This was extended more generally to inexperienced riders of any vehicle by the 1999 kids' cartoon Rocket Powered, the debut episode of which titled "New Squid on the Block," where the lowest ranking skateboarder was termed "squid" by the other characters.
3) A nerd. First used in this context in The Perks of Being a Wallflower, a 1999 epistolary coming of age novel on page 183, where it is used to describe people who sit at the back of the school bus: "When I do ride the bus, I usually sit towards the middle because I've heard sitting in the front is for nerds and sitting in the back is for squids, and the whole thing makes me nervous. I don't know what they call 'squids' in other schools." The term has since picked up minor cachet in the New England area as being synonymous with nerds, weirdos, etc.
1) "If you made an appearance on a Discovery Channel documentary about marine life, you might be a squid."
2) "If you ride without a helmet and ride over 100 mph on the freeway, you might be a squid."
3) "If you play Dungeons & Dragons on a regular basis, you might be a squid."
by __mark__ December 26, 2018
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Shower Squid

The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.
Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”
by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018
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Thigh Squid

When your man busts a nut in you and it comes leaking out all slow
Man, I can't get up, I got a thigh squid on me!
by CumdumpSlore October 6, 2021
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Squid

Hey Joe, look at that squid goof over there.
by Poonpounder77 September 9, 2019
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