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Shoot me in the balls

Can be used either in whole-word form or in the shortened acronym form when typing/texting (smitb). Synonym of "fml."
"I am swamped with work. Shoot me in the balls..."

Post-car wreck/bad situation: "Shoot me in the balls!"
by kissmyasthma20 February 21, 2011
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Scoot Your Cooch

Commonly used by Southdakotans. Refers to moving your vagina over.
Matt: Hey fuckhead, scoot your cooch.

Fuckhead: I don't understand??

Matt: (swift kick to the dick) move your vagina over pussy.

Fuckhead: (scoots his cooch)
by bubblebuttboy September 22, 2011
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Shoot

To fire or release or expel something, anything ranging from liquids to projectiles at a distance towards a target.
"Oh My God Mary, You're so fucking hot, Oh Fuck I'm gonna shoot, OH YEAHHHHH"
by xXOLD_MANXx July 14, 2017
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Scooter Rider

A Scooter Rider is someone who rides a scooter for fun and gets tons of hate on people who cant stop sucking there own cock. A scooter rider usually is someone from ages 13-22 but is more chill than you think. Most scooter riders hate razor scooter kids as much as fellow skaters do, just because they get in the way of both of them. Scootering is deemed easy but isn't that easy, there are tricks that take years for people to learn, and most riders commit to there riding.
"Yo James did you see that Scooter Rider do a buttercup?"
"Yeah dude, he isnt as gay as most skaters say they are"
"Yeah man, he earned my respect"
by Thewholebeemoviescriptisacurse September 14, 2020
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prune shoot

(n) Another name for anus.
Your mom bent over in her skirt and all I could see was her prune shoot because she wasn't wearing any underwear.
by iceman97 April 7, 2016
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Butt Scoot

When a dog drags in butt along a carpeted surface. Usually when the dog has worms.

Also referred to as "the scoots"

Repeated instances of this have been known to cause canine companions to be referred to as "Scoots", "El Scootarino" or "Scoots, the poop-shoot scootin' wonder dog"
I swear to god if your stupid dog does the butt scoot one more time on our freshly cleaned carpet, your mother and I are getting a divorce!
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
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statesboro shoot em up

when you get shot in the ball sack or scrotum with an airsoft gun and the bb gets stuck in your ball or scrotum. then while having sex with a girl, you ejaculate the bb and then put it in the same airsoft gun that shot said bb and shot the girl with it. if one plays the "waiting ball showing game," be aware if your victims are crack shots and are armed.
Pat was denyed the rusty trombone by allison so out of a fit of rage he statesboro shoot em upped allison with the bb lodged in his sack which was shot by shea after receiving the goat
by the mudbutt maurader January 11, 2010
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