slurtard

The most harmful and known discordian ever.

Slurtard gonna harm u cuz hes harmful bru. He biscuit btw.

by slurtard October 29, 2025

Snarting

When you uncontrollably fart in your sleep

You were snarting in your sleep last night

by Chippsy January 12, 2026

Snarting

When you uncontrollably fart in your sleep

You were snarting all night in your sleep and it stunk

by Chippsy January 12, 2026

farmer snort

Same as a Bum Blow:

To blow your nose, one nostril at a time, without benefit of a handkerchief or tissue.

The homeless man placed his index finger against his nose and did a bum blow onto my widshield after I refused to make a donation.

by Marty Keane May 15, 2005

porridge snorter

a young girl that dosnt like to spit.

A cum guzzler.

"hey Bob, you see that young lass over there? I bet she's a right porridge snorter"

by Finbarkinell January 27, 2010

snooty snorter

A physical attack performed by flicking the victims nose with the index finger.

Using a method of locking the index finger under the thumb, explosive force can be generated by a skilled proponent of the snooty snorter. Applied in the right manner (normally a full frontal assault), the victims eyes should immediately fill with water. the next sensation is intense pain. the pain phase though excruciating, is short lived, meaning the snooty snorter is a useful stun move but lacks real stopping power.

by krisMedicine April 20, 2010

Bumble Snorter

A peson, or persons, that engages in the act of necrofeliaism while eating out little children and urinating on cats. normally all done at once and when they're done they cremate all the remains and snort them.

"Dude! I'm bored! you wanna go Bumble Snort?!"
"You're nasty you Bumble Snorter!"

by Brad Kensington May 21, 2010