The Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper is a carefully timed maneuver. The W.J.S must be performed immediately after receiving a tattoo of a partners name. While the tattoo is fresh and still an open wound, the man who's name has been tattooed ejaculates on the woman's fresh tattoo. Immediately following the ejaculation the man will apply a firm slap to the tattoo in order to properly set the ink and claim his rightful territory.
Best performed on a first date! That is how the maneuver originated!
The W.J.S is the 8th deadly sin!
Best performed on a first date! That is how the maneuver originated!
The W.J.S is the 8th deadly sin!
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Often used in a somewhat derogatory way to describe healing based on flaky science for gullible people.
Often used in a somewhat derogatory way to describe healing based on flaky science for gullible people.
After spending thousands of dollars and many months going to a fish-slapper, i finally went to a real doctor and the problem was fixed within days.
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The act of slapping one's nuts against another person's forehead while they are unaware of the attack, and then yelling "Oh my GOD! Why are you cracking me in the nuts with your head you ass clown!?!?"
Sam saw Matthew napping on the couch and stealthily approached with his balls dangling free style. He quietly poised himself over his friend and rammed his nuts into his buddy's head screaming "What the FUCK you nut job? Why are you slamming your head into my ball sack?" His friend yelps out "What the fuck is wrong with you, limp dick? You're the one giving me the Kentucky Clam Slapper!"
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Kid: Holy Snippers!
Kid: Who are you?
Ninja: I am the king of martial arts
Kid: Holy Snippers!
Kid: Who are you?
Ninja: I am the king of martial arts
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