Smurfing It

Vigorously masturbating by the style of "choking the chicken", until the tip turns blue or a shade of blue. Finished off by giving it a "white cap", completing the Smurf look

Person 1 "Hey have you tried smurfing it? It's definitely the best way to get off"

by BurgerKingBruhMoment1 April 3, 2025

Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.

Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.

by BizzyBalls June 5, 2022

Smurf

Smirnoff

Sean: Hey im goin to the liqour store want anything
Paul: Uh sure can you grab me a handle of smurf
Sean: sure
Paul: dope

by hronk21 December 27, 2018

Smurfing

The act of sitting on your girlfriend's face until she turns blue, and when you stand up she has a white beard. Best done when shaved.

Last night I was smurfing my girlfriend!
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...

by Dykeosaurus November 13, 2014

Smurf

Woman's frontal wedgie

She has a Smurf in the front

by Smurfdaddy69420 July 1, 2022

Papa Smurf

The father of all 100 tiny blue fucking communists also known as Hitler

Ayo Fuckwad ur a papa smurf

by MonkeGod43 March 17, 2021

Doinkle Smurf

Someone is a doinkle smurf if they take such a long hit from a blunt that their face turns blue. Doinkle smurfs are at every party in America.

I wish that doinkle smurf would share the blunt.

by TheSupremeConnor May 9, 2018