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Simon

The most amazing soul you will ever meet, and the only one you should do anything to never lose. has the softest hair, the kindest eyes, and the most infectious smile and laugh you will ever have the privilege of being around. hung like a horse. his kindness, intelligence, boldness, bravery, humor, and more are qualities you will only see combined all into one person in one lifetime. he loves loudly and deserves the same x1000 in return. after meeting him, you will never be able to forget his extraordinary character and it will be hard, nay impossible, to not fall in love with him immediately. has great butt wow gimme that. he is everything you could ever need in life and more. he is who, when you are young, make wishes on candles to have a boyfriend like when you are older. he is the sole love of my life and the only one for me.
Simon is a gift to this earth
by 0405meow February 19, 2025
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Simon

A guy that really like snails and is really nice to everyone around them.
Guy 1 - Hey, hqve you seen that guy Simon?
Guy 2 - Yeah! Hes amazing to talk to!
by FRYS02 May 4, 2023
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Simone Dianne Butler

The definition of a poor needy individual normally characterized as INDIGENT
Oh that’s just Simone Dianne Butler, she’s an indigent needy begging whore
by BossedUpBabyMama March 9, 2022
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Simone-9

Simone-9 : The Kinetic Hub made from COVID-19.

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by Me : Tracy Grimshaw April 26, 2020
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Simon

I'm a Simon, I told you, okay? Fuck's sake...
by Mpdub May 28, 2021
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Simon

he is small and love to o the dog great hair but little balls nooooooooo he always proud of himselg even when he say he has a small bic
yo Simon what a little bic
by Franchipanmanlekker October 9, 2023
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Simon Nørager

Good books are like true friends, keep the good ones close to you
Simon Nøragers skjorte
by halfdsadf October 24, 2018
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