Simon 

He loves butts!!!!!

Simon ur such a idiot

Simon by Ugly kojon November 30, 2017

simon 

very sexy. full on sexy mode. almost competition for aidan's sexiness.

simon i will fuck u lol

simon by ppurdad November 5, 2019

Simon 

Simon is a real fuckboy

Woah that simon will fuck with a lot of girls life's

Simon by Jollywhyhelp March 14, 2015

shmoney 

Getting money or just money

"i love doing my "Shmoney Dance"

shmoney by Vonnie the Stampede September 19, 2014

Simon Groom 

Slang for anal sex

Want to come to my house for some Simon Groom?

Simon Groom by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Simonized 

The act of being exposed to something very deep or very funny that can be deconcerting and creates a moment of ackwardness during a discussion.

Damn, these future nobel price were Simonized.
Guys, let's Simonize Beaver Squad.
Watch out what you said, you could get Simonized

Simonized by SimzSimma September 24, 2016

Simon 

A really amazing guy who will probably give you the best sex of your life, he may seem really nerdy but we all know he’s packing

Person 1: Man that Simon over there has the biggest dick I’ve ever seen

Person 2: Don’t all Simons?

Simon by HotLeek November 10, 2017