by Darkturd November 21, 2017

A string of elements that spell the lyrics to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” which is funny as shit
NEvERgONNAgIVEuUP
NEvERgONNAgIVEuUP
Jim: Hey dude!
Not Jim: Hey man! Can you tell me what Neon Vanadium Erbium Roentgenium Oxygen Nitrogen Nitrogen Silver Iodine Vanadium Europium Uranium Phosphorus spells in the periodic table?
Not Jim: Hey man! Can you tell me what Neon Vanadium Erbium Roentgenium Oxygen Nitrogen Nitrogen Silver Iodine Vanadium Europium Uranium Phosphorus spells in the periodic table?
by Nemesis from Resident Evil 3 November 10, 2022

When two sexual partners engage in doggy style in a walk in freezer. When the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and discharges over the female's back and rubs it in. This will cause the woman to exclaim 'ooo, ooo' like a gorilla due to the extreme sudden heating of the woman's back during said ejaculation. For added realism the man may beat his chest at the point of orgasm,remove pubic hairs and sprinkle on semen or make an African American individual the sexual partner.
by SEXYTIM June 2, 2016

by Liaverai January 5, 2025

by AJ Papperan April 29, 2024

The Silver Trumpet or Saliva Trumpet the more classy cousin of the rusty trombone, is when you suck one or both balls while jerking off the shaft or playing with the head. This is usually done after enough lube, or mucus is built up on a solidly hard dick.
This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.
This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.
That girl Samantha has a ball fetish I guess, she gave me a silver trumpet non-stop for like 20 minutes bro, it was great. Man, my balls STILL haven't firmed back up! She could suck peanut butter through a straw. I'm calling her tomorrow
by Seozy January 16, 2018

by jenvups September 28, 2021
