side scritch

What the cat calls the neighbor they visited while you were busy playing video games with the crew

"Shit, is that *your* family? I bet they give you the good kibble"
"Nah, they my side scritch."

by MinAyakyl March 23, 2022

Side Ball

When a male wears a small type of brief, thong, or swimsuit and one of his balls doesn't have enough room to fit so it hangs out of the brief, thong, or swimsuit.

Jack went to the pool and got arrested for public indecency because he got caught for side ball because he was wearing a really small speedo.

by Penehhhinadaboxxx October 13, 2015

Spooky Side

That part of town you should never go to, Lest you'd want to be taken away in a 1997 Oldsmobile Bravada with a Failing Transmission.

97 Bravada Driver: "You can't hide, I Come from the Spooky Side!"

by asiimov February 4, 2021

Side Sandwich

When the contents of your sandwich are so gloriously filling, they fail to be completely contained by the breading they’re held together in, and end up sticking out on the sides, as well as sometimes the back of your sandwich, advertising a glimpse of the delicious ingredients that lie within.

Johnny: You haven’t eaten your sandwich yet.

Blair: I am, I’m just working on my side sandwich first.

by Boi Idek November 13, 2018

Side wave

A plan that you have before a bigger plan

"You going to that party tonight?" "yeah, but first my girl is here, shes my side wave till the party, i gotta kick her out so i can start getting ready!"

by Nachellexoxo May 18, 2015

side boob

A boob but from the side

Chad: hahahaha the tv said boob
Chad's mom: What did we say about laughing at the word boob?
Chad: ur a fucking dumb whore that dozen love side boobs

by arkenbarben September 25, 2020

side squirt

1. (n.) those who you are having sexual relations with on the side, aside from your main squeeze.

2. (v.) the act of being a side squirt.

1. My main squeeze Chelsea was at work this weekend so I called up my side squirt for some weekend lovin.

2. I'm going to side squirt later cause Dave's idiot girlfriend Chelsea is at work.

by whitecocobella November 20, 2011