by PPratty February 24, 2020

lord fuckwad is extra freaky for fiona, but shrek the almighty dont take shit lighly he bitch slaps fuckwad at the wedding cuz shrek has infite rizz like that. i live for shrek, i worship him every day and pray that i get his hunkyness and rizz. shrek is love shrek is life
by SHREKS SEXY SON December 31, 2022


Person 1: Hey dude, you smell like onions
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*
by urmum100 December 13, 2018

by LozzTinG January 26, 2015
