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Short Shaft

A small dick that is so short it is unable to please any woman it meets.
My friend Kevin lost his girlfiend because she was sick and tired of being short shafted. His Short Shaft just wasn't able to bring her an orgasm no matter how often he went balls deep.
by Hillbilly Billy May 8, 2008
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short one

To drink an alcholic beverage.
"It is normal for an English gentleman, at this hour, to partake in a short one"
by Hosser March 5, 2007
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Short Term Band Obsession

when a person likes one band and listens to all their songs for 2 weeks or so. after that they get bored of the band and find another one.

a few weeks after this, they hear the old band again either through TV, youtube or the radio and the person listens to the band again but not with the same intensity as before.
person 1: so where's bob?

person 2: he's off having a short term band obsession. he'll get tired of them after a few weeks.
by Cake is not a lie April 20, 2010
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Short

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Joey: dude I'm short

Sam: no shit. You couldn't ride any of the rides at cedar point and you're 29
by Cool coochie kid December 19, 2020
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Blood Shortage

A man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. A Blood Shortage occurs when you have to think logically while you have an erection. This cannot be done and the results are usually not desired.
Dude, she was hot, I had Blood Shortage...and now I'm on Valtrex.
by RustyT December 17, 2004
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Took Short

The sudden urge to poop when you weren't expecting it. Usually when you have just set of on a car journey.
I was on my way to the Mall when I was Took Short, so I had to return home a.s.a.p to take a dump.
by lifo May 7, 2011
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stupid short people

by WHYTHOBRO October 25, 2017
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