Davidson Electric Shock

One touch to any malfunctioning electronic object, from lamp to computer, deems said item back in proper operating order. Note that this super power is only passed down via the male gene and applies to any Davidson family tree.

“I’ve been trying for hours to get this app to work, when apparently, all I needed was the Davidson Electric Shock.” 🙄

“What the heck, I literally JUST put in a new light bulb and the lamp wouldn’t work until it got the Davidson Electric Shock! No fair!!”

“My sister didn’t inherit the Davidson Electric Shock, but I can fix the toaster every time with just one touch.” he bragged.

You get the idea.

by Dree74 August 13, 2025

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After shock

Smaller seismic events after an earthquake

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Son or daughter of "ground zero"

See also ground zero

You heard ground zero lately?

Not since he had a little after shock

by Modern Women August 27, 2025

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Shock Value Lesbian

A lesbian that frequently jokes about relations with a man for shock value. The man referenced is often a fictional character.

The Salesman could give me the choice between the bread or the lottery ticket, and I would reach for his waistband! – a shock value lesbian

by anonymous January 18, 2025

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shock video

usually originating from the 2000s to late 2010s, a shock video is categorized by something that can come across as shocking, gross, insane, and/or homicidal. shock videos usually include illegal acts or just plain disgusting content that lives up to its name; to shock, disturb, and harm.

Joel: “Damn, I need a good website to see some shock videos.”
Katie: “Wtf, why?”
Joel: “They get me off.”
Katie: “Uh, Goresee, seegore, rotten.com, the gauntlet, liveleak, cartoon network…”

by novaxyro January 20, 2025

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Static shock is a bathtub drain 《¤》

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Person 0: Static shock is a bathtub drain 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

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《¤》Rafael《¤》Tejada《¤》Defecated《¤》On《¤》An《¤》Empty《¤》Apartment《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》To《¤》Commemorate 《¤》The《¤》Fact《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Wanted《¤》To《¤》Defecate《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Babysitters《¤》Bathtub《¤》Because《¤》The《¤》Bathtub《¤》Drain《¤》Looks《¤》Like《¤》The《¤》Static《¤》Shock《¤》

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《¤》Rafael《¤》Tejada《¤》Defecated《¤》On《¤》An《¤》Empty《¤》Apartment《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》To《¤》Commemorate 《¤》The《¤》Fact《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Wanted《¤》To《¤》Defecate《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Babysitters《¤》Bathtub《¤》Because《¤》The《¤》Bathtub《¤》Drain《¤》Looks《¤》Like《¤》The《¤》Static《¤》Shock《¤》

by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

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