Shiver Bone

Another word for the male boner.

Oh yeah baby, rub my shiver bone.

by Grazing on the shiverbone December 22, 2008

Shavering

A combination of shaving and showering at the same time.

Yea I woke up late and just finished shavering when Louie called me.

by S.Strauber May 28, 2010

turkish shave

Whereby a man goes to get a cut throat shave, but instead of using shaving foam the man must suck off the barber until ejaculation, swirl in the mouth for 20 seconds or so then dribble out of the mouth in order to smear over his face. This originated in Turkey in the 1400s.

I just had a Turkish Shave, it was salty. Have you had one?

by Histofact June 7, 2014

the might-as-well shave

when a guy is balding or his hairline is receding, so he just shaves the whole thing because he'd "might as well" just shave the whole thing.

jane: "whoa! what happened? your comb over... it's gone!"

john: "yep, I finally accepted the fact that I'm no Amy Winehouse, and went for the might-as-well shave."

by chavalita January 23, 2008

shiver

To provide manual relief to oneself. Usage believed to have originated in the PL4 region of Plymouth (UK) but expanded rapidly across county borders, and has been heard uttered on national telvision shows.

I shivered a beauty over that scene in Scum where the kid gets bummed in the greenhouse.

by irreverent August 2, 2006

Shiver me timber

From olden days when pirates visited the olde inns and requested the service of prostitutes. The actual term means ‘rapidly stroke my hard penis’. Rapidly stroking like a shiver and hard penis or ‘wood’. Wood also known as timber.

Here young whore I’d like you to shiver me timber for a fair price.

by Gateboy March 5, 2018

Shave your head

Coined by the great Gatherqueef, this phrase refers to an old video in which a wife shaving the pubic hair of her husband accidentally cut the head of his penis off.

"Shave your head," as in "cut off the head of your penis off with a vibrating razor or some other overly-sharp thing that it is nearly impossible to do."

by Gatherqueef January 13, 2009