Seventh base

Fucking someone who had throat cancer through their neck hole.

Person 1: My cat just just got a tracheostomy.
Person 2: So did you get to seventh base with it yet?

by itGoesInTheButt October 21, 2009

Sevie's

n. an affectionate term for the 24-hour lunatic haven called 7-11.

We meant to go out and meet some girls, but we ended up hanging out at sevie's until 11 and then watching Fight Club on DVD.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 19, 2005

Half your age plus seven rule.

A mathematical equation used to find the youngest age a person can date without being considered a disgusting, cradle robbing freak. (A/2)-7=Y, where A is your age and Y is the youngest you should date.

Conversely the rule can be inverted to find the oldest age a person should date. 2(A-7)=O, where A is your age and O is the oldest you should date.

John is 26 and dating a 20 year old named Kate, (26/2)+7=20. Their relationship satisfies the half your age plus 7 rule.

Kate is 20 and dating a 26 year old named John. 2(20-7)=26. This relationships satisfies the inverse of the half your age plus seven rule.

by Trojan91 July 21, 2012

half-your-age-plus-seven

Other people are getting the reverse rule wrong. It would not be twice your age minus seven; it would be twice (your age minus seven).

- Dude, you're 40 and dating a 27-year-old. Isn't that a bit gross?

- Hey, half-your-age-plus-seven.

- Oh? So that means you would go for twice-your-age-minus-seven? So for you that would be 73.

- Actually, it's twice-the-quantity-your-age-minus-seven. So 66.

- ???

- I'm guessing you're too dense to see this algebraically. It's alright; we can take our results and work backwards. 73/2=36.5, and 36.5+7=43.5. However, 66/2=33, and 33+7=40. Got it?

- Ah, OK. So you'd go for a 66-year-old then?

- Fuck no.

by randomname25 February 26, 2010

sevyn

A bitch most of the time but nice and funny when in the mood. Very Clingy and rude but still loveable. Boys be careful.

Person 1:Wow Sevyn is being rude again
Person 2:not surpised

by Queenie queen May 8, 2018

Master of the Seven C's

Master of the Seven C's:

good with the ladies cause he's a master of

coolness
calmness
cabbin' stabbin'
confidence
cum shots
clits
cakin'

a play off of The Master of the Seven Seas

Brady is a Master of the Seven C's! All the girls talk about his skills in bed.

by merendo June 21, 2005

Go through seven kinds of hell

Means to go through all kinds of torment. Most often used to say that you would go through all kinds of torment for someone or something.

I would go through seven kinds of hell for Kathy.

by Deep blue 2012 June 16, 2010