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henry healthy scratch

a hockey word which is used to define the kid on the team who never dresses. he is usually the worst on the team. this poor guy is consistantly the one up in the stands taking stats.
"hey rosbury, are u henry healthy scratch again, sexsmith and cameron are dressing in front of you."
by galvan December 21, 2004
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secret language

a code used between friends to talk about people without letting other people understand. if someone decides to reveal the secret language, it dies and becomes a public language.
Person A: dude, did you hear that spoon and tomato are going out?
Person B: eww, they'll break up soon.
Person C: Im confused. please explain your secret language.
Person A: you cant know it. thats the point.
by chelchelchelchelchel July 29, 2012
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post secret

A website where people anonymously post their sick secrets to relieve themselves of the burden. It is a very entertaining website.
Guy 1: Hey I just read about this guy who had sex with his best friend's mom and got her pregnant on post secret...... Hey look! Its a guy from around our place. Mann thats one fucked up arse.

Guy 2: Err yeahh...um...wow what a sick guy.

-comes to realization-

Guy 1: You mother fucker!!
by I Study Carrots August 7, 2009
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The Big Secret

The Government hides The Big Secret.

James definitely smokes, but don't tell its part of The Big Secret.
by Srsballer March 22, 2010
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secret smile

what you call the pussy of a girl you really want but cant have
Bitch, we've been on 5 dates already and you aint givin me nothin yet... show me that secret smile already!!
by Felipe Alejandro Lopez August 12, 2008
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Scratch back

A derogatory term referring to illegal alien from Latin America who, because s/he cannot swim, enters the U.S. by crawling under the fence, causing his/her back to get severely scratched.
Person 1 white trash: "Hey, Juan. Like, your Mom's a total wetback. They should deport y'all back to Mexico."
Person 2 (Hispanic respondent): "Actually, Billy Bob, you ignorant white trash racist pendejo, my Mom came from Guatemala and crawled under the fence carrying me. So, we're both scratch backs."
by StickMan May 7, 2015
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Post Secret Poser

Someone who sends in post cards to Post Secret about things that everyone already knows or who brags about their secret being picked.
Josh was a Post Secret poser and would send in post cards every week about the time he pissed his pants at prom. Like no one would figure that one out.

"Tony, don’t be such a Post Secret poser. If you’re going to send in secrets shut up about it."
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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