School

A horrible place to be on Mondays

I hate school

by Obey Bryce December 2, 2019

School

HELL

School is a place to slowly kill you

Get me out of this torture chamber AAAAAAAAAAAA

by B1gD4ddyLXNCHB0X December 12, 2019

School

Six
Cruel

Hours
Of
Our
Lives

Class mate: do u like school
Me:WHAT DO YOU THINK CAREN “YEAH I LOVEEE SCHOOL”

by Im_a_pickle_bruv December 15, 2019

School

The place that your children go and suffer for the rest of their lives and break the goddamn rules

MOM:Honey,lets go to school.
SON: NO!
MOM: i said lets go to SCHOOL!
SON:NOOOOOOOO! SCREW THAT PLACE ITS LITERALLY PRISON 4 KIDS >:-(
MOM: OK NO MORE FORTNITE 4 U!
SON:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by PLZ SUB 2 PINEAPPLEGAMINGYT December 16, 2019

School

It hurts to breath and the shadows are making gang signs in the toilet

School makes me want to die

by Porridge man December 22, 2019

School

A prison for kids, usually crule and unusual punishment is practiced there.

I hate waking up at 5:00 am for school.

by SmooTheDragon January 8, 2020

School

A place of no mercy. It forces you upon its wraith before the dark of the sky ceases to tint, unlike the souls of the teachers. Trudging out of bed, you have scarcely forty minutes to do what would normally take you an hour if it weren’t for the unholy time crunch; get ready for the concentration camp itself. Barely making it on time, you’re forced to stream down your driveway and end up looking like a buffoon when everyone else is already there. You then proceed to wait in either freezing or scorching temperatures, the Board of Education doesn’t care, and then come in contact with the bringer of your doom: the school bus. As you hoist yourself and the anvils they call school supplies onto the uber driver from hell, you frantically try to study for the test you have today. You forgot to do so last night, just because you didn’t give a crap. Eventually you give up and play a game on your phone until the asylum itself comes into view: school. You and the other people pile out of your bus and march like ants to your lockers. You take out your $500 worth of stuff out of your backpack, even though you know you’re only going to use three of those items yearly, and head on to first period; gym, which is basically a mandatory strip club. You trudge through the rest of your day, but I don’t wanna write about it, because that would mean wasting more time on school. Plus, I got these cursed papers call “homework” to do, as if the seven hours I spend at that hell wasn't enough.

Matt: Hey so what did you get for question four on the homework last night?
Steve: There was homework? I was too busy studying for the eight tests today.
Matt: Wait, there's eight tests today?
Both: Man, I hate school

by Person Who Needs Help January 9, 2020