SmooTheDragon's definitions

High-jacking

The act of masturbating while high

One time I was high-jacking on a plane.

by SmooTheDragon January 8, 2020

School

A prison for kids, usually crule and unusual punishment is practiced there.

I hate waking up at 5:00 am for school.

by SmooTheDragon January 8, 2020

The Simpsons

A documentary of the future, predicts the future, if they show it, it happens.

I watched all The Simpsons episodes.

by SmooTheDragon January 8, 2020

Noobtube

A under barrle mounted grenade launcher in FPS games such as COD4 and MW2, primarily used by new or bad players of the game.

Lvl 1: Uses noobtube 'SHLUNK'
Lvl 55: "Dude no noobtubes"
Lvl 1: "but it's my only attachment"

by SmooTheDragon June 12, 2019

Requisitions

A over powered and toxic basic training in COD: WW2, allows player to earn score streaks even when they die, but costs twice as much score and can only be used onces.

Enemy: Calls in Ball turret durring domination on Shipment 1944
Friendly 1: "they got a ball turret"
Friendly 2: " Does every player in this god damn have to use requisitions"

by SmooTheDragon June 12, 2019

Flock

A large group of privileged white females that usually go to Starbucks using daddy's credit card, they will get upset and have a bitch fit if you criticize them or Starbucks in any way. More commonly known as basic white bitches.

Anthony: "Did you see that flock"
Austen: " what do you mean, those birds or basic white bitches"
Anthony: "the white bitches"

by SmooTheDragon June 11, 2019

Fortnite

A "free" game for Xbox one, PS4, PC, Ect. The game is home to 12 year olds and sweaty tryhards and will make you broke if you start buying cosmetic shit. A single skin can cost up to 2000 vbucks ($20.00)

12 yo gamer: "Yeah I'm a gamer"
18 yo gamer: " what games do you play"
12 yo gamer: "Fortnite" ends up getting back handed

by SmooTheDragon June 11, 2019