Scandinavian pop tart

When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth

“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess

by Taylor Amish June 16, 2018

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Scadatalling

When you scale someone you date that happens to be very tall as well.

Mike is scadatalling Debra

by Chu33ywalrus June 20, 2018

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Scandinavian Earwaxer

It’s when a girl wraps her vagina over the victims ear and squeezes up to suck up all ear wax in ear.

Hey Johnny did you hear that Sindy gave Evan a Scandinavian Earwaxer

by stfusamuel September 19, 2018

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Scandinavian Surprise

A Scandinavian Surprise is the act of defecating into a condom, Storing said condom into the freezer until frozen solid then used for penetration for the anus or vagina for sexual pleasure.

A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.

The Husband gave his wife a Scandinavian Surprise when heading to bed for an interesting sexual experience.

by Sirius666 October 15, 2018

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