Sam 

Often lies about their name and is actually called Simon. Fairly intelligent and always knows what they are doing however they are quite submissive and normally lets others take charge

Bloke 1: is he coming out
Bloke 2: no he’s a right sam

Sam by oldfool April 25, 2019

Sam 

Sam, he's the most amazing the most perfect guy you will ever meet. He’s funny, charming...I have no words to really explain he’s the kind of guy that makes you happy to be alive he’s the kind of person you talk to your friends about 24/7 he’s the kind of person you dream about every night whenever you look at him you feel numb you feel like nobody else is around and your the only two people on earth everyone and everything is blurred out all you can see is him...his perfect smile his amazing laugh is perfect hair his beautiful eyes. Sams the kind of guy girls go crazy for the kind of guy you think isn’t even real the kind of guy that is above every other guy he’s just perfect in every single way.

Girl: Guys! Look at Sam over there :)
Friends: Ew...I don’t know why you even like him!
Girl:Because he’s perfect in every single way...he’s flawless to me and only me :)

Sam by ~Perfection~ April 28, 2019

SAM 

Selling tickets to an event to someone only to realise you never had the tickets in the first place

Shit I've been a massive twat and done a SAM, those poor people who thought they bought tickets off me

SAM by SwindonTony May 31, 2019

Sam 

A bitch who sucks dick because he has no friend.

All sams are gay

Sam sucked a dick for fun

Sam by Quue June 4, 2019

Sam 

A great guy who is really caring and sweet the only bad thing about Sams is that they fall in love to quick and they get to attached but never break a sams heart because then they will never look at you the Same, Sams are usually tall and they give great sex and with a medium to large penis so if u find a Sam KEEP HIM

Sam is soooo amazing and hot

Sam by Youngsickypicka June 16, 2019

Sam 

Sams are extremely beautiful and caring they mostly like to keep there feelings inside they help out and give great advice they get attached very quickly and are the most amazing person u will ever meet they are always so tall and if they really like u then they will stare at u and admire your beauty Sams are great at sex and put all they have into it

Never lose a Sam

Sam by Youngsickypicka June 16, 2019

sam 

Trustworthy at first but can easily snap back at you and betray you and ruin your life very easily.

Mariana: hey isn’t that sam?
veronica: don’t go near her she’s an awful person.

sam by Bimmyboy June 17, 2019