Long Sack

A crude event in Track and Field that I somehow invented while talking to Danny. It involves running a long distance, and then having your sack measure. The person with the greatest length is the victor.
Danny: "Long Jump...Track"
Me: "Did you say long sack? What if there was an event where you ran a mile and then they measured your sack, and the person with the longest sack won? Haha...yeah.."
Danny: "Haha...that is quite humorous, yet odd."
Me: "Yeah it is. I apologize."
by JayToTheKAy May 30, 2005
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love sack

male organ which is used to carry sperm.
I teabaged that girl with my love sack.
by Zlou April 10, 2009
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croaker sack

"croaker sacks" were burlap bags / sacks used to hold frogs when caught. The burlap bags / sacks enabled the frogs to stay alive and damp while other "croakers" were captured (called frog gigging). According to an article I copied years ago, the central Florida county of Hardee was called "the frog leg capital of the world" during a part of the 1930's, because so many frogs were shipped from that area to France. I will try to locate the copy of the article for verification of the last sentence
The boys struggled to carry the heavy burlap sacks to the trucks. The sacks were called croaker sacks, because inside the sacks were dozens of frogs, each one croaking loudly.
by COMPUTER DOCTOR November 01, 2010
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small sack

Having a small scotum sack.
The girl at the club last night could not quit talking about Jerry's small sack.
by H-Potter November 07, 2006
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sack slapper

you fucking sack slapper
by No3ntry March 17, 2005
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sack attack

An event where a group of angry girls attack a man, aiming specifically for the scrotum with the intent of causing pain to the victim.
Today, a group of girls initiated a sack attack on a man trying to stop a fight between them. The unnamed man who was hospitalized shortly after the incident, lost one ball.
by Helladog January 13, 2014
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hacky sack

A great time killer at my school where we dont want to eat lunch or go into the commons with the damn preps. NOT JUST PLAYED BY POTHEADS!
"Oh, shit. They chained off the hallway. Where are we gonna hack now?"
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