Chinese Steam Tunnel

The act of deficating in someone elses anus

I totally Chinese Steam Tunneled that Elouise last night!

by KathleenRocks January 26, 2011

Turkish Steam Bath

Whenever you fart a horribly wretched one in the shower, especially when it's extremely steamy within the curtains. Always helpful when your women is with you.

Guy: (in shower) Ahhhh!!
Friend: (busts into the bathroom) What's happening?!
Guy: I just gave myself a Turkish Steam Bath!!

by Chuckels Fett March 1, 2009

sticky steam loaf

when u are making a steam loaf u jizz on it before u put it in

drews dad jizzed into the steam loaf and he didnt tell his family

by jordan February 11, 2005

steam team

A group of men or women, at least 2 or more, occupy numerous stalls of a bathroom and drop logs together.

Yo, you wanna go steam team? I've been needing to take a shit since we hit up Tim Hortons.

by TheAllen April 26, 2014

watch shit steam

Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.

Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

Steam Boat Willie

When you're at a Disney park and Mickey Mouse flops out his hot diggity dog, you drop to your knees and perform fantastic fellatio.

Deano loved his trip to Disneyland after Mickey surprised him with a Steam Boat Willie

by TeenaVajeeeena August 2, 2017

Steaming cup of coffee

From a Bud Light commercial.

An appearance of being in early and late to leave work, by placing an object on your desk that makes it appear you are there.

For example, when you sneak out of work early, but leave your laptop on on your desk and overnight. It looks like you stayed late and were in meetings all day, and the following day you came in nice and early.

Golf at 3:30 on a Tuesday? My boss is been riding my ass all week, I'd better leave a steaming cup of coffee on my desk. I'll meet you guys at 3:15.

by jiggerbigger003 April 23, 2010