Squirt Sandwich

Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.

"That squirt sandwich was bussin'." - Nico

by Pepsi Sandwich February 24, 2022

Hurting for a squirting

Hurting for a squirting : this is said when someone feels like haven't been laid in a while or looks like need to get smashed.

Freddy: wow I'm hurting for a squirting I haven't had sex in years .
Jenny: that guy is so hurting for a squirting ;)

by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024

Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"

I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme

by Yunglummy June 1, 2025

squirt

a summer camp game which is for <10 y/o children. the most skibidi game i found.

Bro 1: hey, do you think things could get worse?
Bro 2: SQUIRT!!

by mrbeast539275 December 4, 2024

Carolina Squirt Gun

The act of having a sexual intercourse while wearing a condom and after you ejaculated you tie the condom and poke a hole in the tip and squeeze the semen all over the girl.

Dude me and Heather were knocking boots and when I finished I hit her with the 'Carolina Squirt Gun'

by Mingster November 17, 2021

gun that goes "squirt"

Cock, dick, prick, weiner, putz, dong, bell rope, etc. Punning on an old advertisement for a brand of chewing gum with a liquid center.

Keep on playing with your gun that goes "squirt" and you just might knock up your girlfriend.

by pentozali August 1, 2010

polish squirt

When a mans penis is so big a woman cums apon the first complete insertion

I’m in love, my first multiple orgasm started as soon as he put it in. That’s a polish squirt

by Trysezk February 20, 2018