Breakfast Spaghetti

When your noodle is still wet from the night before and she eats the left over sauce for breakfast
"Yo, I tore it up so good last night she came back for that breakfast spaghetti with some toast and a glass of OJ."
by Borderhopper815 November 27, 2016
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Spaghetti Ass

When a hairy ass and has chunks of feces from failure of wiping after bowel ejection.
“Yo homie you let your girl eat your ass?”
“What bro nah”

“Why bro it just feels soooo gud”

“My girl caught me lackin with Speghetti Ass”

“Awe shi bro no wonder, just clean it and bleach it, make that hoe shiny, she’ll 100% forget about your Spaghetti Ass”
“You know bro thats a perfect idea. Without hair there for a bit i wont even have the chance for Spaghetti Ass!”
by Nuggievicious June 20, 2022
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Spaghetti western

I got Rick rolled into looking up spaghetti western by XYZBra
I feel stupid because I looked up spaghetti western on urban dictionary
by XYZBra August 30, 2022
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Ravioli Spaghetti

The act of sticking your penis inside the foreskin of another party and pulling on it like a Chinese fingertrap. Whoever pulls out of this lock loses the game.
"You know in Baltimore the police love to play Ravioli Spaghetti with the homeless!"
by fuckmaster420 December 4, 2022
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The act of having anal sex with a man or a woman with a hairy asshole and then putting marinara or skyline chili in the anus and then eating the anus and chilli
Joe random and John Doe were caught doing a Cincinnati spaghetti spree
by Milk done July 11, 2025
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Spaghetti Kid

Somebody who is very likely to shoot up a school. Most likely to have extremely greasy hair, googles pictures of firearms at school, and doesn't have any social skills what so ever.
Jim: There's this kid in my class who sharpens paper clips under the table. He's awful quiet.
Tom: What a spaghetti kid.
*Voice Yells* I'M SICK OF THIS SCHOOL!
by Slatericy November 23, 2018
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Ceiling spaghetti

When a individual discharges, a loaded firearm in their mouth, while sitting upright causing brain matter and blood to be on the ceiling. This is referred to as ceiling spaghetti.
You hear about john?

No what happened?

Oh boy, he suck started a 12 gauge and made some ceiling spaghetti after his lady left him.
by Sewer slide February 13, 2024
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