Shapeshifter

A person who can change into the opposite sex for criminal purposes. They can assume the characteristics body and gait of the other sex almost at will. Its more than a Sibyll like change, they are demonic in the change and lure you in by making you think they are "helpless" "coy" or "simple" and then attack when they are alone with you, torture you and eventually kill you unless you have good friends or family around you to protect you

Bill was surprised by his wife Theodora. He thought she was a domestic violence victim, so he gave her a house and once he bought it, Theodora shapshifted into a man and drugged poor Bill into outer space while she went around the city committing crimes as a man then shapeshifting when she returned home. During a brief moment of clarity during the intermission of his drug induced early brain death he realized to his chagrin that Theodora was a shapeshifter, Theodora had duped him and was the opposite of the victim he thought he had rescued. She was a predator and criminal . She was a He. She was a typical Shapeshifter.

by Julia Caesar October 17, 2018

Severus Snape

At my school Severus Snape is my principal and he calls people to the office so he can give them beer and knock them out and have sex with them, boy or girl.

Blub blub, BLUB!!!! BLUB!!!!

by D November 21, 2004

Snape

Verb: to tell a very repulsive story very loud so that random strangers can overhear. Works best at college campuses.

"Yo dude, watch this snape on these girls..."

"Lat night Jill was givin me head and I pulled out and blasted her in the face"

group of girls walking by: *eyes get wide and show signs of disgust* "What's your problem!?"

by IMSODAMNAWESOME February 24, 2010

snakes on a plane

A complimentary closing used primarily in personal correspondence.

Dear Shiela,

Thanks again for your consideration. The apple sausage was simply devine.

Snakes on a plane,

Craig Stevenson

by Hog1 September 13, 2008

Severus Snape

The guy in the Harry Potter films who looks like Alice B. Toklas. Played by Alan Rickman, who hasn't been sexy since 1988.

Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right?

by Alsatia Watley July 20, 2011

snapshot

an informal word for a penis

yo shorty can eat on a snapshot

by Kool-Aid July 16, 2004

SNAKES

noun: a term that was used in the 1950s and 1960s by gents on Skid Row for the delirium tremens, which are sometimes fatal. It probably referred to the illusion that things were moving when they were not and the feeling that your skin was crawling away. When a person feels the snakes coming on, it is time to let up a little, sip a little low test, white port and settle your nerves.

I don't know what was in that fuckin' rot gut we go into, but it gave me the fuckin' snakes for two fuckin' days.

by Jubilation Corndog December 24, 2008