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sloppy brompton

A sexual act. One covers the penis with lunch meat and has sex. The sex partner then eats the lunch meat off the penis.
A sloppy brompton is the perfect post-sex snack.
by StinkyPenny July 15, 2011
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sloppy tits

1.woman or a man with tits that are hidiously gross and/or hanging down past the point of recognition there for making them completely useless.
2. retard person
"hey there sloppy tits"
hows it hanging sloppy tits?"
by skidmarks April 29, 2006
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stay sloppy

to constantly be in a state of fucked up. whether being really drunk or really high, go big or go home.

a term that was coined during senior week of 2008 in ocean city, maryland.
"i always stay sloppy."

"dude fuck being sober, this summer and every weekend after i'm going to stay sloppy"
by e c&l March 15, 2009
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Sloppy Nostril

I didnt want this girl to smell my stanky ass, so i gave her a sloppy nostril.
by Dave Winks December 6, 2004
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sloppy seconds

when a girl is fucked in her twat and is cummed in,then she is dooked up her kooch again after that the second person who fucked her has gotten "sloppy seconds"
I got sloppy seconds from the prostitue cus shes such a slut.
by sean d September 27, 2004
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sloppy wrist

A wrist that has been slit, most likely with a razor.
Gedion's has a sloppy wrist. Could he be depressed?
by blakroc July 18, 2011
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Sloppy Garrett

A Sloppy Garrett is the flawless combination of the "Chili Dog" and the "Cincinnati Bow-tie".

Simply, after sodomizing a woman's asshole, you reverse titty-fuck her. Positioning yourself so your nuts are on her chin, your asshole is in her nose, and your cock (still having fecal matter on it) is sliding in between her breasts, resembling a Chili Dog. The woman needs at least C cup for this to work properly, preferably a D cup sized breasts.
"Oh no! The Sloppy Garrett got everywhere! There's such a mess! Whatever am I to do?"
by The Sloppiest Garrett October 4, 2008
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