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scooshing in a pooper

Scottish Slang, To blow ones glorious man juice right up another's pooper
Man, I nailed a proper dirty last night... I was scooshing in a pooper... The Man juice was just running right back out!!!!!
by pooperscoosher October 17, 2013
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scoop and shake

When you place your double chin under somebodies ballsack, and wiggle it like a bad mother cock licker.
I love to "scoop and shake" my papa!
My papa loves to "scoop and shake" me.
We love orgy's.
by dicklicker5000-eli June 11, 2014
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Scoop

Verb
-To remove the inner soft bready part of a bagel in order to reduce the amount of carbs consumed

Noun
-A person (male or female) who orders their bagels "scooped out", or without the inner soft bready part

-One who prefers their bagels scooped out

-A person exhibiting J.A.P.-like qualities, such as ordering their bagels scooped who is or is not a member of the Jewish faith
-A person who frequents Tompkins Square Bagels in the East Village, New York wearing yoga pants and nike running shoes and orders their bagels scooped
"Can I have a whole wheat everything bagel, but can you scoop out the inside and put lots of tofu veggie spread on...I don't want too many carbs."

"He looks like the type of guy that would scoop his bagels."
"Look at that scoop right there."
by smax615 January 27, 2015
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Scoop ass

The act of Inserting a scoop of vanilla ice cream inside someone's asshole, in an attempt to make it chocolate.
Guy #1: Yesterday my girlfriend and I were getting hungry and scoop ass'ed each other.
Guy #2: I'd love to be an ice cream truck driver, just to scoop ass.
by CringeMaster5000 March 10, 2016
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scoosi scoosi

a classic ten year old way to say excuse me. often used by grown men or women who forget they are no longer in their kindergarten classroom.
people crowd the subway and you, a grown man, see a group of thirteen year olds while trying to pass through u say scoosi scoosi
by laaaxxxbrrkk July 26, 2016
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Scoopies

A unit of measurement for ice cream that can be said in place of a scoop.
Boy: How many scoopies are you getting?
Girl: I'm getting theee scoopies
by Scoopie helper June 18, 2018
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Scoopage

I've got some scoopage to share
by Chris Magnuson October 7, 2017
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