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A complete waste of time.

A system for education that still uses methods from the Industrial Revolution to make hard-working, mindless, apparatchiks (People with no independent thoughts). Teaches information that at least 80% of them will never be used. Stays in the past and tortures students by making them work harder than an adult who works part-time, by spending their mornings for no practical reason and giving them more work for the afternoon so they get ready for the next, boring day.

The old people who rule schools think in the past and are afraid of computers. They don't really allow fun, they want every student to be successful in selected subjects that won't help them with life and are okay with seeing people lose the best years of their life. The teachers, on the other hand, some of them hope for a better future and do nothing to change it, others are proud of leading youngsters to nowhere, and other exceptions like to help students have fun and enjoy life while learning the useless preset things they were assigned to teach.

School also doesn't help children find their passion. In fact, as the school was made almost 300 years ago, without really wanting to do so, prevents them from being original and doing what they love. As school wants us to remember what useless thing we should have learned during the morning, it prevents us from doing freely what makes them happy and calm.
School won't really help you. Trust me.
by Grammar's Synonym Roll July 21, 2020
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a place where kids get depression, anxiety, and loose their will to live, its hell on earth
teacher: who likes school?
Student: no one
Teacher: why?
Student: its hell
by LittleShit420 May 27, 2022
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A fucking stupid idea that some old ass government members made up to give "useful" common core bullshit.

Most people don't hate school because of bullies or shitty food but what you have to do during hours. You get sent to the prison-like complex. Sit yo ass down in your uncomfortable arthritis-inducing chair next to a bunch of retard inmates who care nothing about anything. You sit there for nearly an hour listening to random information someone probably got from that website that sends you to random sites on the internet. The information isn't even interesting. So once you put up with this junk for a good ten minutes of silence and staring at the teacher droning away about something. So you're bound to just look away and do anything else. But then when you're caught doing said thing they freak out.
When you tackle them head on and call them out their simple and stupid tactic is to dish out a phone call to your parents who are also equally as dumb about appreciating the shit you have to do. Once your teacher gains the favor of your parents, you have a punishment waiting at home. The teacher gives you a suspension or referral. Then repeat this a few more times until you get home where you have to do some of the most fucking stupid stuff only a person with no life, fun, family, who don't have access to suicide pills would do. Also known as homework.

Whoever made homework, I'm going to shove a cactus so far up your ass, you'll be coughing bloody needles for the rest of your shitty life. It's hell for 18 (or more if you fail) years, no wonder why suicide is a thing.

Bye, now go sit in the corner and eat some cheese. Fuck school
by Trigger_Nigra November 27, 2018
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A torture facility designed to break kids faith and trust in life by mentally wearing down on them with the most useless of information. School was originally designed for good, back in the Greek age of Philosophy however modern schools tend to be the opposite. Modern school is the equivalent of legal slavery which forces anyone over the age of 6 to spend meaningless hours learning nonessential stuff such as how to write a proper argumentative essay. It actually does the opposite of what it was meant to and encourages failure, discrimination as well as poverty. Most schools only exist to be there with the exception of some teachers who actually take their job seriously and the minority of students who can actually find interest in learning instead of just getting free food or seeing people.
Son: Hey I'm back from school
Dad: Great what did you learn?
Son: Nothing!
by EPICFRENCHFRIES March 15, 2017
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A place you go to for education for at least 9 years. The teachers suck. The people suck. Last lunch sucks ( because food and living). The work sucks. And the curriculum sucks. Once you leave the h-e- l-l hold you will than work for the rest of your life, or be completely useless.
Jim: School is so stupid I want to kill myself.
Ronald: The teachers suck!
by ToughPup April 20, 2018
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S=seven
c=cruel
h=hours
o=of
o=our
l=lives
"welcome to school" "you mean seven, cruel, hours, of, our, lives"
by lolubot October 25, 2019
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capital punishment that all people get for not having jobs
guy 1: did u see that dude

guy 2: he went to school
by germony September 4, 2023
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