Rusty Carl

The combination of a Hot Carl and a Rusty Trombone. also there's a spit valve involved.
this sicko on on the internet was interested in a rusty carl.
by jebadiah josiah johnson February 05, 2010
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Rusty Lock

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and there is another guy having anal sex with him at the same time.
Man, the other night Ron and Yonnie gave Kassandra a hard Rusty Lock.
by G-Rad December 27, 2007
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Rusty Scuffer

When a person takes a crap in a body of water and it floats to the top.
Dude, Seffer just took a rusty scuffer in the lake! Look at the crap floating out there.
by Larch Cir Mafia August 04, 2011
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Rusty Trombone

Yo got my red wings last night and made her play the Rusty Trombone YEAH THE Rusty Trombone
by Big Swol September 25, 2005
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rusty scabbard

rust-y scab-bard / |ˈrəstēˈskabərd|
noun

1. a metal sheath for the blade of a sword or dagger that has acquired a reddish- or yellowish-brown flaky coating of iron oxide.

ORIGIN (rusty): Old English rūst, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch roest, German Rost, also to red.
ORIGIN (scabbard): Middle English, from Anglo-Norman French escalberc, from a Germanic compound of words meaning ‘cut’ and ‘protect.'

2. a vagina well-worn by disease or vigorous use, often showing signs of neglect or infection, and betraying a lack of self-respect and surfeit of desperation. The condition usually stems from repeated or prolonged exposure to open air and moisture.

NOTE : The female possessing such anatomy may be said to "have/tote/wield/harness/carry a rusty scabbard."

ORIGIN: Latin, from the literal translation of 'vagina, -ae," meaning scabbard as for a sword. In recent years, the term has come to encompass any concave repository for a pointed or phallic object. 'Rusty' makes reference to the deterioration of objects when left vulnerable to the ravages of time and the elements.
1. After a long battle in the rain, Sir Harold Hartson put his poignard in his trusty but rusty scabbard.

2. "You can tell her I think she has a rusty scabbard! It's quite evident when she sleeps with drunk males - while sober herself! - and lacks the self respect to look elsewhere," I ejaculated, as I sipped a cup of tea.
by Lewis Carroll December 18, 2008
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Rusty Nail

Fucking a girl on the rag, without washing up afterwards, and you wake up in the morning with a bloody morningwood. Resembling a rusty nail.
Johnny was dumbfounded when he awoke in the morning to see his penis resembling a rusty nail.
by Bruce S Johnson September 05, 2009
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rusty bullethole

Another means of describing the 'brown star'. Taken from the anus' likeness to the aforementioned rusty bullethole.
She liked it in the rusty bullethole
by Al Bundy August 28, 2003
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