Russian Artillery

In Slovic Countries (i.e. ones that speak Russian-derived languages) This is slang for penis. This started in a translation to a viral video, DongCopters, in which Garry Kasparov (Russian Presidential canidate) slew the mighty flying penis and united all of Russia with a picture of his 5.3 inch 'Russian Artillery'. It has been in heavy use ever since.
And if you look to the monitor on your left, you will see our entire arsenal - five point three inches of Russian Artillery! It may be small, but notice the girth!

I saw you go home with Anna yesternight.
Yeah, I slipped her some of the ol' Russian Artillery.
by Ukrainian Ruby June 06, 2011
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Russian missile

When a Russian Male pours a bottle of Smirnoff up his ass and then he shits it into a polish males mouth
Russian missile
by Wamiscat69 October 05, 2019
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orange russian

An Orange Russian is a cocktail made with vodka, coffee liqueur, and urine.
Did you see that video of Donny on Facebook? Some chick gave him an orange russian!
by Dysentery Harry July 14, 2017
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russian firecracker

The act of pouring paprika on your penis, and then being on the reciving end of oral intercourse.
Dude I totally gave that bitch a russian firecracker
by Eddie Mendez May 21, 2006
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After a male has ejaculated semen into a partners mouth, the partner follows through with taking a shot of extremely cold vodka, swishing both semen and vodka and then swallowing whole.
Examples for Russian Mouthwash / Russian Listerine.

Jacks partner took a shot of Russian Listerine, Jack replied with "It's dynamite against germs"

Kristina was feeling frisky, and wanted to show Andy how to properly do a Russian Mouthwash.

Kristina: "Andy, do you know what a Russian Mouthwash is?"

Andy: "Isn't that where you just use vodka as mouth wash?"

Kristina: "Yes... But let me show you how to do real Russian Mouthwash"
by Maximus Penetratus February 08, 2014
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sneaky russian

when you fuck a girl until she dies then you cover her in vodka and chocolate syrup then light her on fire and throw her off a cliff into a playground
"yo i saw Cathy this weekend, and i gave her a sneaky russian"
by juss_peachie May 07, 2007
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Russian Wigger

a person making up 23% of the russian male population
by dmitri August 28, 2003
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