The floating rock

When you do a handstand and shit yourself but only a little nugget comes out but you fart and keep it up in the air

Last night I was bored so I did the Floating rock

by LongWillyPhylis February 6, 2017

"Jane" the Rock

A member of the rock cycle. The poor sedimentary rock.

As predicted, "Jane" the Rock came out of the house, looking the best a rock could look.

by Jane Dhahir April 25, 2011

crap rock

Simple rock music that isn't about being Joe Satriani; played by people who just want to make music; frequently using crappy gear with minimal studio production; often duos and trios entailing less than the standard rock ensemble. Hated by guitarists who practice all the time but never get famous.

Jack: Man, I hate crap rock. If that were me, I'd get a real drummer and put wailing solos all over the place.
Jill: Yeah, but this way people actually enjoy listening to it.

by raulcleary June 23, 2008

Rock you

To single handedly beat somone up in a fight.

"Dude don't fuck with me, Ill Rock YOU!"

by Boris Figueroa March 7, 2010

rock fetch

Any pointless or useless activity. Often seen in large organizations.

I can't eat lunch today, the vp has me doing a rock fetch.

by eMeS November 6, 2004

Rock & Roll

Ain't noise pollution

Rock & Roll ain't gonna die

by king of canada August 26, 2006

crack rock

crack-cocaine, a hard core drug.

In my neighborhood you either slang crack rock or got a wicked jump shot.

by Nick D February 24, 2003