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by sober_noob August 22, 2009
Get the Retard Frog Squirl mug.The mental state where one has officially drank enough alcohol to be considered on an equivalent level with a retard. Typical symptoms include loss of ability to speak, hear, or perform basic life sustaining tasks. In order to determine the number of drinks one must consume to qualify for the status of drinking himself retarded a simple formula can be used:
Take the number of hours since you have started drinking and multiply it by the IQ of a retard that you personally know (This number normally ranges from 4 - 27). In rare cases retards with down syndrome have a higher IQ. However drinking has not been shown to force the development of an extra 21st chromosome (the cause of down syndrome) and for this reason their IQs are not acceptable for the equation.
Recap: Drinking Yourself Retarded = (# hours since you started drinking) x (IQ of a retard you personally know)
This will equal the number of drinks you need to have consumed at any given time to be considered officially retarded.
Ironically this equation works in an inverse manner. If the retard you personally know is only slightly retarded (IQ in upper 20's) then you will drink yourself to severe retardation using the formula. If the person you know is a full blown retard (IQ around 6) then you will drink yourself to the level of only slight retardation.
Take the number of hours since you have started drinking and multiply it by the IQ of a retard that you personally know (This number normally ranges from 4 - 27). In rare cases retards with down syndrome have a higher IQ. However drinking has not been shown to force the development of an extra 21st chromosome (the cause of down syndrome) and for this reason their IQs are not acceptable for the equation.
Recap: Drinking Yourself Retarded = (# hours since you started drinking) x (IQ of a retard you personally know)
This will equal the number of drinks you need to have consumed at any given time to be considered officially retarded.
Ironically this equation works in an inverse manner. If the retard you personally know is only slightly retarded (IQ in upper 20's) then you will drink yourself to severe retardation using the formula. If the person you know is a full blown retard (IQ around 6) then you will drink yourself to the level of only slight retardation.
Look at Chino, he is showing no facial expressions, drooling on himself, pissed his pants, and cant seem to make basic complete sentences. I think he must have drank himself retarded.
Dude, Dan shit his pants, is speaking incoherently, and is trying to argue with a bar stool. He has drank himself retarded.
Dude, Dan shit his pants, is speaking incoherently, and is trying to argue with a bar stool. He has drank himself retarded.
by OJ Da Juiceman10 June 20, 2009
Get the Drank Himself Retarded mug.Chad : Thanks Nikki for going out with me ive been depressed lately sorry that all I can afford is taco bell!
Nikki : It's not a big deal! Uh get your hand off my leg!
Chad : Sorry there just so smooth I can't help myself!
Steve : Hey Chad sorry about the divorce and your parents although im not sorry about that since I get to fuck your mom now. It's funny I used to fuck you in the ass now I get to fuck your mom in the ass it's like my dick has now been in a son and his mothers ass!
Chad : Shut up you Retard!
Nikki : What is he talking about?
Chad : Nothing he's Retarded Wow Nikki you have such a beautiful face Mmmm! Mmmm!
Nikki : GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING CREAP!
Steve: : Hey Chad are you going to boink her tonight! (wink)
Nikki : THAT'S IT IM OUTTA HERE! (slap)
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU RETARD!
Steve : Wow she was pretty! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : QUIT JACKING OFF YOU RETARD!
Steve : Well at least im not a creap!
Chad : THAT'S IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU IM GONNA POUND YOUR FUCKING FACE IN!
Steve : UH! UH! UH! OH! OH! OH! JESUS CHRIST!
Taco Bell Customer : Hello Police im at Taco Bell and some guy is beating up a Retard!
Nikki : It's not a big deal! Uh get your hand off my leg!
Chad : Sorry there just so smooth I can't help myself!
Steve : Hey Chad sorry about the divorce and your parents although im not sorry about that since I get to fuck your mom now. It's funny I used to fuck you in the ass now I get to fuck your mom in the ass it's like my dick has now been in a son and his mothers ass!
Chad : Shut up you Retard!
Nikki : What is he talking about?
Chad : Nothing he's Retarded Wow Nikki you have such a beautiful face Mmmm! Mmmm!
Nikki : GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING CREAP!
Steve: : Hey Chad are you going to boink her tonight! (wink)
Nikki : THAT'S IT IM OUTTA HERE! (slap)
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU RETARD!
Steve : Wow she was pretty! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : QUIT JACKING OFF YOU RETARD!
Steve : Well at least im not a creap!
Chad : THAT'S IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU IM GONNA POUND YOUR FUCKING FACE IN!
Steve : UH! UH! UH! OH! OH! OH! JESUS CHRIST!
Taco Bell Customer : Hello Police im at Taco Bell and some guy is beating up a Retard!
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