Redneckery

Doing something to make you look like trash, or a redneck.

-People who have signs in their yard reading "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
-People who think Jeff Foxworthy jokes are tips on how to live.
-"Did you hear about those people who shot the kid and the guy for supposedly trespassing?"
"Yeah. Total redneckery"

by angryJRD May 9, 2009

redneckracefan

guy that likes to receive blumkins

while taking a dump,at the same time purr goes down on him

by Redneckass March 21, 2003

reece gaines

Possibly the best player in the NBA. Amazing college player for Louisville. Now plays for the Orlando Magic.

The Magic wouldn't suck so much if they played Reece Gaines instead of starting Keith Bogans. You cant win with your star on the bench.

by Jeremy Slosberg February 8, 2004

redneck

the guy who empties his chemical toilet into your front yard

Look at that guy emptying his chemical toilet into my frontyard.
He must be a redneck

by LINDAR May 31, 2006

redneck

Comes from farmers who work in the sun and get a "red-neck". Also belived by most northerners that they do not know the difference between a hole in the floor and the hole in their ass

if you go to a family reunien looking for a girl friend... YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!

by anomonus January 11, 2005

redneck

* Noun; one who is from the country, and who wants to keep it country. Oh, and you sure as hell ain't no redneck if you don't support the Rebel cause in the Civil War. Yes, some rednecks are white trash, but these rednecks are the smart ones, because they improvise with what they have. For instance, if they don't have a lot of money, and they want a pool, they steal one. Or, they get a looooot of duct tape and make a big ass circle with it.

Fred: Hey man, do you wanna go ter the fishin club ternite or tomorry, caws me and Georgina was gonna do sumfin ternite an I figgered I better clear all at up witch chu for I made plans wi' her.

Leon: Naw... at's fine. What chu and 'da little lady gots planned fer ternite?

Fred: We're gonna git her mustache shaved! It hadn't been dun in a while.

Leon: Oh...my wife got hers shave yesterdee! How bout dat!

*Jeff Foxworthy
*Larry the Cable Guy
*Bill Engvall
*Ron White

****These guys are from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, but that term doesn't really fit in with the term redneck. I suppose they were being sarcastic...hmmm...

by Southern Belle: git r dun! June 23, 2006

redneck

One who lives in Colorado, owns a ford heavy duty truck, has a (mullet), and thinks that the south will rise again.

A redneck bumper sticker, "Lets nuke those Iraqie bastards to hell, none of this democratic shit..."

by Rob Morgan June 23, 2004