kinda sorta, not really

vague disclaimer used to describe a similarity between two unrelated subjects without making the two subjects appear to be too closely related

Did you notice that the movie "Point of No Return" is kinda sorta, not really like "La Femme Nikita?"

by message_tied_to_a_brick June 29, 2004

Real World

One of MTVs stupid Reality Shows that is suppose to have the name "Fake World" 100% scripted, 100% stupid and 100% fake. Faker than breast implants. Always having the same stupid ass people that are talentless and lowlives. All they do is cry about their stupid relationships and go to a club and get drunk. Cast members are always the same, 1 black, 1 latino, and the rest white.

The Real World Episode 1:

Typical White guy: Hey
Typical Naive white girl: Hey
Typical White Guy: So what you wanna do after we go to the club and get drunk and act stupid?
Typical Naive white girl: Like lets go to another club and drink and get fucken stupid.
Typical Black guy: Why we always gotta be going to a white club why don't we just stay home and get drunk.

At the end of the show thats the only thing they done....

by A 2 da K February 23, 2007

Real Life Shit

RLS for short... Whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. Inspired by a co-worker who always seemed to have an extremely intense, more gripping story than I.

John - "Damn man, yeah, one time I hiked Morro Rock and almost slipped and died man."

Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."

John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."

by Cbear69 January 12, 2009

Real Chance of Love

A television show on the channel Vh1. Real and Chance are brothers who got their own show called Real Chance of Love, where they try to find love my moving a bunch of hussies into a house and making the girls fight over them. Real and Chance came to Vh1 in order too fall in love with New York, who had a show called I Love New York. New York came to Vh1 in order to find love with Flavor Flav, on his show The Flavor of Love. Favor Flav came to Vh1 on the Surreal Life - but that has nothing to do with Real Chance of Love, and neither did half of this definition - but it gets the point across that Vh1 is pretty messed up. Real Chance of Love aired October, 2008

Person 1: are you going to watch Real Chance of Love tonite??

Person 2: Hell no.

by Max!@! March 24, 2009

Real and Straight

The opposite of the term "Fake and gay" created by youtube user "Ray William Johnson" in his popular youtube show "=3"
Also commonly used now by trolls.

Ray: Yo man that vid was FAKE AND GAY

Shane: Wtf dude, no, that video was totally "Real and Straight"

by Dingleberry bob March 21, 2010

the real world

What we live in. Touch your desk, punch your keyboard, stare at your monitor, work in your cubicle, drive home in bumper to bumper traffic, eak out a living, try to go out on the weekend with your friends, this is all part of the real world.

A show where 7 strangers are placed in a mansion, with jobs, and free food and alcohol, and are constantly filmed for no other reason other than they are pretty, is not the real world.

Pay your taxes bitch, welcome to the real world.

by The Angry Juan May 1, 2006

Real Nigga

What is A REAL NiGGA? I Real Nigga is a person you can always depend and count on when you need him. A person who can always have your back even when the tough times settle in. . . A real nigga can be a husband, a baby daddy, or any type of guy that is paying his bills, taking care of his family, being a loyal friend, being a good person in general any type of thing that could give him the respect from other people to look up to him. A real nigga can mean anything!

For Example a Real nigga, Ken went to a Club and he is going to get jumped beat up by some other niggas and his friends jump in to HELP him. If his friends didn't jump in to help Ken then they would have been some fake niggas. for instance anyone taking a bullet for their loved one. The list can go ON!

by What you LOOKING AT April 18, 2013