Randy

A name of greatness. In Urban Legend it is said, if you want your child to be GREAT! Name them Randy. If you want your child to be twice as great, name them Randy Randy. And, finally, if you want your child to be Thrice Great, name them Randy Randy Randy.

My name is Randy. It's not short for anything. My parents were into the RAND research foundation's iPhone app so they added a "Y" to the end of it.

by RandyFalstaff December 9, 2024

Randy Young

Laura's pump and dump man. Young, Hung and full of Cum!

hey Laura, are you gonna let randy young stroke and poke for a troche?

by Anonymous1082865 December 24, 2024

Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about

Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.

by All Axcess Landscaping December 30, 2024

Randy the candy

Randy the candy is when a guy named randy walks up to you and pulls down your pants and shows a lollipop up your ass

I got a randy the candy last night

by Vcdf January 22, 2026

Randy the candy

Randy the candy is when a guy named randy walks up to you and pulls down your pants and shows a lollipop up your ass

I got a randy the candy last night

by Vcdf January 22, 2026

Randy

“Road-Handy”

A handjob given while in the car

“dude where’d you go last night”
“my girls house. on the way I got a Randy”

by fumperdynk February 26, 2026

Randy

The act of placing underdog bets between the hours of midnight-3 am. Usually because your kid woke you up, but also because value never sleeps.

Randy- I Randy’d at least 4 slips last night. All are now .85x or lower even!

Mousebagg- Value secured. ✅

Mousebagg- my kid pissed the bed at 2 am. Thankfully I was able to lock in a couple Randy’s though.

Randy- Value secured. ✅

by Mousebagg March 5, 2026