by Red-special_guitar April 9, 2020

A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011

A dirty middle-aged guy who proceeds to post naked pictures while engaging in sexual intercourse on Facebook. He often posts on womens' walls exclaiming his love for their vaginal utilities and his wears an expression of angry passion.
by Doc1985 September 4, 2014

A simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys petting his dog, salami tacos, chicken strips, Netflix and long walks by the river. He always tries to go to bed on time and never goes to parties.
by Jessie Young February 3, 2018

Somebody who enjoys Science-Fiction Movies, and Bollywood Films.
Not a big Fan of Political Discussions and Enjoys Tropical Weather.
Summers are FUN for Roger!!
Not a big Fan of Political Discussions and Enjoys Tropical Weather.
Summers are FUN for Roger!!
by Deep-Sandhu December 12, 2021

noun
a controversial individual notable for his lack of knowledge in life so as in hygiene. a self-servant punk who knows nothing but please himself day in and day out.
a controversial individual notable for his lack of knowledge in life so as in hygiene. a self-servant punk who knows nothing but please himself day in and day out.
by Allensky Lim March 27, 2012

this fish looking cunt is the biggest beta male you have ever seen. he smells like shit and is fucking trash at basketball
he cant even wank as he has a mangina. he is also lonely no one likes him. he also has 4 elbows
he cant even wank as he has a mangina. he is also lonely no one likes him. he also has 4 elbows
by grace lowe June 12, 2019
