Premature Evacuation

Attempting to leave an elevator at the wrong floor because you were't paying attention to the floor indicator.

Premature Evacuation: You attempt to get off an elevator, noticing that you're on the wrong floor.

by Diodeus January 9, 2013

premature ejaculation

Also known as the Shaft.. maybe sometimes usin the name of shaffybaby.
look out for him/her or wateva they are.

Shaft is known as the premature ejaculation because the reason being is he does it all the time even when wanking..he thinks its normal.
I and alot of other people would have to disagree.

by dophie September 24, 2007

prem

A fucking shit, of a kid, who always acts like they have class, but in reality they don't.

look there's prem

by Yak attack May 6, 2013

Premature Equackulation

This what Duck fans do every year before the season actually starts.

"we are so awesome and we will be playing for the NC in the title game" only to have it fall down around thier ankles at the end. They are suffering from Premature Equackulation

by Beavermobile August 25, 2010

Prem1ere

Known as a Cod2 player who pays rent to each good clan he joins.

Currently picked up by a clan called "Gods" prem1ere pays a monthly fee of 1600 microsoft points to the leader.

by N2D 911 GT3 June 3, 2007

Premature projecculation

To make definitive statements when the data is still inconclusive leading one to be wrong… again. This commonly happens in medicine and in pop science.

cholesterol is bad for you........No wait.......... Just certain types
older women should take estrogen............ No wait...... it causes heart disease
Take Vioxx for joint ......oopps ...... it causes heart disease in women
Never drink alcohol.......wellll.....Ok I guess one glass of wine a day is actually good for you

Guess even the medical community occasionally experiences premature projecculations

by Root-San October 1, 2007

prehabbed

Learning from past mistakes to avoid future adversity.

Duffy is the record label's prehabbed version of Amy Wino.

by DJ Filthy Rich June 3, 2008