incredibly broke individual,with instead of a six pack,he has a keg with looks that could kill the undead who spends most of his time reading,playing video game,watching porn and has h.h.t. or eating poptarts
if you are broke,overweight, homely,read,play video games,watch porn and eat poptarts while u do it,you man be considered a POOR MAN STAN
by poorhiddenstashistan June 14, 2011

An insult to describe someone that is not actually of Jewish heritage, but fails to see that they never were the underdog they claim to be in life because they're too deserately trying to get respect, even though there's a reason for everything, including people not respecting somebody.
The poor little JAP whined about wishing she was actually Jewish, that way she wouldn't be alone, because she hated being alone more than anything.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor
by AP_Rated October 4, 2023

when someone, usually a male who goes by the name of jai, is feeling down or is short a bit of money, he is known as 'poor mc'
by imperialpigeon2 August 22, 2017

This is a term used in the SF Bay Area / Silicon Valley to convey that you’re probably making a solid living at $300+ k per year but are still considered “poor” (& lower-middle class) in this area.
My daughter works as a cardiologist at Stanford, but still calls herself “Palo Alto poor” because she can’t afford to buy a house in the area.
by NKJTW December 13, 2023

How Pat McManus's buddy Mr. Sweeney would likely have passed himself off as when mooching for a ride, claiming to be unable to repay a loan on time, not wanting to perform a yucky/arduous task, etc., when in reality he was perfectly capable of fulfilling his responsibilities, but was just too lazy and/or self-centered to actually apply himself.
Never mind his malingering sportsman-partner --- Pat HIMSELF was da truly "poor retched individual" when it came to being able to partake of significant physical activity, due to his being so unmotivated and out-of-shape... according to da "MFFFF", he would indeed violently wheeze and hackingly cough whenever he attempted anything much more strenuous than pressing da buttons on his TV-remote!
by QuacksO March 4, 2025

Polish kid, is always poor. Parents are often construction workers or housekeepers. Poor polaks often live in the suburbs of cities across western europe. Poor polaks often have either very racist beliefs or are sometimes indoctrinated with Soviet or Leftist propaganda.
by POLAND KAMIL January 30, 2017
