ticket panic

1) a sudden overwhelming fear that you have lost or will lose a ticket, such as for entry into a movie or theater performance, or for boarding an airplane; 2) such fear caused by having forgot or lost such a ticket.

1) As soon as I bought the airline ticket, I was gripped by ticket panic and shoved the ticket deep into my laptop case. 2) Every since I was a kid, I get ticket panic whenever I buy a movie ticket, and worry that I'll lose my ticket and won't be allowed in the film. 3) When my wife asked where the tickets to the Broadway play were, I was frozen with ticket panic, as I realized I had left the tickets on the kitchen counter in LA.

by DeadlyDirk November 19, 2011

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Unicorn Police Department

The Unicorn Police Department is... A rogue alliance created by the notorious banished prince of the royal family and the 3rd in line to the thrown, Tommy Thorn. The back story of Thomas starts with His sister deacon, One day tommy was walking around in his mansion as a little 8 year old when the most unexpected thing occurred, An assassin broke into the castle and killed his mother and gave his sister a punch that made her think she was a guy. Tommy confronted his father asking him "Why was my mother killed? why was her personal guard reduced? why wasn't there any increase in her personal guards when you knew she was being targeted?" he replied "The strong kill the weak, she was weak." tommy yelled "Then i don't want to be strong i am renouncing my line to the thrown!" He yelled "YOU ARE NOTHING! you have never existed in my eyes! you cant renounce your line to the thrown because you never existed!" Tommy vowed he would exact his vengeance. He created the organisation to destroy the strong and protect the week. He is the Leader of The Unicorn Police Department.

The Strong will die and the weak will strive for that is the Unicorn Police Department Way!

by BlazingBlueX March 13, 2013

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Piss Panic

The panic one experiences when having to urinate in an urgent manner. The panic reaches its apex when the sufferer is physically getting closer to the bathroom, but has not yet emptied their bladder. This panic is generally accompanied by the inability to properly remove clothing in a timely fashion in order to urinate. This panic sometimes causes the sufferer to leak urine on their undergarments and beyond and can be visible to others.

"I'm so glad we pulled over so I could take a piss in the Taco Bell. I was in full 'Piss Panic' and couldn't get my zipper down fast enough. I actually pissed a little in my boxers because of my panic."

by Your Mom is a Molinari August 19, 2013

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