Skip to main content

Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches
Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger
by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023
mugGet the Please Excuse my Ham sandwich mug.

Please, LOUIS! grin

A provocative, toothy, grin intended to sadistically enjoy another’s misery.
Ben gave his little brother Jake a big Please, LOUIS! grin after telling Jake, “Yes, it’s nice to have 7 cupcakes, but it’s also nice to have 6 cupcakes, Jake.”

16-year-old football 🏈 player Jim, who was babysitting 9-year-old Scotty, gave Scotty a Please, LOUIS! grin just before saying “Psyche!” right when Scotty caught a glimpse of Jim when he wasn’t decent. Jim had also told Scotty silkily, “Don’t get my pompom winter hat wet, Scotty. I don’t want a cold head, you little mother,” and with that gave Scotty his Please, LOUIS! grin, as he saw the tears in Scotty’s eyes.
by JMC70 November 30, 2025
mugGet the Please, LOUIS! grin mug.

Bitch please

Bitch please is like saying I don’t believe you
Bitch please you haven’t lost any weight
by Steph yea lynn March 5, 2024
mugGet the Bitch please mug.

Please Do Me

The polite Remix of the hit Do Me by Bell Biv Devoe
Do Me Baby,
No, really please you do me Baby Please baby.
So please do me.
by BeLovedPaint August 29, 2020
mugGet the Please Do Me mug.
A phrase indicating a young individual is misbehaving in the classroom and is using his phone instead of of focusing like a gentleman
Connor put your phone away please.
by Brian the Gentleman December 18, 2025
mugGet the Connor put your phone away please. mug.

Sneeze and please

When you sneeze into your hand, rub it on your dick and stick it in your girls ass.
Me and my girl were about to get down but we were out of lube, I sneezed in my hand rubbed it on my dick and stuck it in her ass. I sneezed and she pleased, sneeze and please.
by Head cold March 7, 2021
mugGet the Sneeze and please mug.

Joker Please

Joker Please, a substitute for the more Inflammatory form used when someone is trying to scam, jive, or blow smoke.
$30 dollars to mount a new tire ?? !! Joker Please !!
by Swisher rolled tight January 13, 2021
mugGet the Joker Please mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email