Home Made Eye Patch

you get tossed off spunk on her shin she looks down then you kick her in the eye so she gets a black eye like a eye patch

i gave my ex thee ol break up home made eye patch knocked her clean out

by nudger1107(Y) January 29, 2009

Call of Duty: Patch Ops

A.k.a Black Ops. A CoD game that has patches released for it ALL the time.

"You wanna go play some Black Ops?"
"Call of Duty: Patch Ops, ya mean? Hell naw, i got MW2"

by me123456789876543 October 2, 2011

Hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch

When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all

That slut's got me hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch.

by poonpatch June 25, 2009

Patch Poke

the act of approaching a person with an eye patch over their eye, then you quickly and viciously rip off their eye patch revealing that there is not an eye in his/her eye socket, so you force him/her to his knees and thrust your male genitalia in and out of the empty eye socket

i just patch poked your mom til she was retarded

by Pat Mecrotch March 12, 2004

patch lurker

one who hangs out in a pumpkin patch to have intercourse with the best looking pumpkins.

Im never hanging out with Phil again, hes not a patch lurker.

by Jake Jekel January 17, 2005

patch adams

Patch adams refers to havin a red nose, this also corresponds to bein an alcoholic

Lee : "that guy jaked on the floor is a heavy patch adams"

by tonymisfits September 10, 2006

berry patch

Taint. . . the 'dingleberry patch'

Take a quick romp in the berry patch and you're already a step ahead of the competition

by USMD October 17, 2004