pipe mouse

A new or used tampon.

This girl and I were about to get it on, but it was her time of the month. She decided to pull the pipe mouse and go at it.

by Blunt instrument May 20, 2017

pipebite

When you get burnt by a motorcycle exhaust pipe.

Todd: Damn dude, what happened to your leg?

Mike: Pipebite...

Todd: Dumbass, wearing shorts on your motorcycle.

by Akiyn June 19, 2017

pipe my cake

Anal sex

“If you had the chance to pipe my cake, would ya?”

by Mush11 April 20, 2018

Pimple Cock

A disgustingly unattractive cock that is covered with pimples

Guy: Hey girl, you ready for my pee pee?!
Girl: Yes daddy!
*Guy pulls down his pants*
*Girl shrieks*
Girl: Never mind!! Get the hell away from me with that hideous Pimple Cock!!
*Girl leaves and never talks to guy ever again*

by Zackerthecracker February 5, 2018

Piley Cyrus

When you've needed to take a dump for days but can't, because you have a large wrecking ball stuck in your lower intestine, blocking your path to relief and leaving you full of anguish.

I can't seem to get a load out, I must have a bit of a Piley Cyrus.

by Majestic Lion June 11, 2018

Pilessness

A state of temporary psychological relief among math-anxious folks when they are not exposed to the sound or sight of the number π, which could inhibit or numb their interactions with others at birthday parties or public meetings.

Guesstimate how many millions of working adults worldwide wished that Pi Day didn’t exist, when pilessness is at its lowest than on any other day of the year.

by Fasters November 16, 2022

ass pile

alot of something

At I asked for an ass pile of hot sauce but the bitch only gave me a couple.

by codysteve December 12, 2003