noodle pack

A persons brain

Aye I caught that nigga LACKIN shot him right in his noodle pack

by Smartestautisticniggaalive March 4, 2019

Packing The Bench

Packing The Bench is the process of managing to fart while needing to poop, all the while avoiding accidentally sharting. The gas passes around the stool, removing gas pockets and allowing the stool to collect and bulk.

"Yo, I'd avoid standing behind me, I'm really packing the bench over here."

by hollow1 October 29, 2023

Pack a picnic

To insert one's testicles into another person's anus.

She was such a freak, she didn't even mind when I decided to pack a picnic.

by MOCteam May 8, 2010

Packing for the winter

The act of steaming one's nuts and storing them in a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously for sexual pleasure

I used Rachel when I was packing for the winter.

by Lajora February 3, 2017

Smack Pack

The pack of ten hypodermic needles sold at pharmacies to people without a prescription. Intended for use by diabetics without a prescription in an emergency, but more often used by heroin ("smack") junkies and vagrants.

ex. 1— Hey, Alex just scored a balloon, lets grab a smack pack and chase the dragon.

ex. 2— Billy and I are going to lunch but he forgot his insulin syringes at home so we need to grab a smack pack from Duane Reade

by xreal February 6, 2015

Bro Pack

A group of bros traveling in a pack just to be seen by all and look cool. Typically sporting bro-tanks, wayfarers, and similar chach-gear. It was originally designed as a weapon to infiltrate the infamous "pack of girls". However, since the metrosexual movement, it has advanced to become a method of garnering attention by displaying bro-machismo.

Look at that bro pack walking by...what a bunch of douchebags.

by alphaomega365 June 29, 2013

Packing Spheres

Packing Spheres occurs when a child under 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 2 Diopter OR When a person over 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 6 Diopter.

Dude. My Granddaughter just got back with her new glasses from the optician. I'm glad she has good glasses now...that kid is really Packing Spheres!

by Rambler Man June 10, 2021