patronize

To go to as a customer, especially on a regular basis.

Lots of people patronize Starbucks for their daily caffeine fix.

by steelywulf August 30, 2008

Pedro

a border hopping illegal mexican immigrant that comes to america to become a porn star

i saw the newest pedro in the movie last night

by rodrico February 18, 2005

sneaky pedro

A strange sexual act where a Mexican helps out in some way whether it be sexually or for another purpose. Sneaky because they can go unnoticed and Pedro is a Mexican name. THE SNEAKY PEDRO

using a Mexican as a chair during sex, using a Mexican to hold a womans head in the air while you hold up her body and screw her like crazy. sneaky pedro

by tomato sauce May 27, 2008

fag patrol

A group of gays on mopeds that think they're so awesome.

OMG! Look, it's the Fag patrol run!

by PetePimp July 26, 2006

pedroia

dustin pedroia is little rat-like bastard who currently plays for the boston red sox. he is the size of a normal man's leg, and looks goofy playing baseball because he has to use his entire body to throw or bat, resulting in visual hilarity.

pedroia also has a habit of performing thousands of annoying facial tics during his at-bats. obviously suffers from Little Man Syndrome.

Fan 1: Holy shit, the Red Sox have a new mascot... it's a little rat in uniform!

Fan 2: No, that's not a rat, it's one of those annoying little yapping dogs that run around your feet and try to act badass.

Fan 3: That little bitch is neither dog nor rat. It's actually Lil' Dustin Pedroia, and fellow-homosexual Josh "Gopher Cheeks Beckett" uses him to douche with.

by SatanIsARedSoxFan October 30, 2007

cock block patrol

A derogative term for the police. Because they are against most sex.

You be on the look out for the cock block patrol while I hire a prostitute.

by Deep blue 2012 October 5, 2009

Pedro

When someone states the fucking obvious or is totally lost and not with the program.

A way to acknowledge someone's stupidity.

Person 1: "Hey look how blue the sky is right now!"
Person 2: "Good fucking observation Pedro."

Person 1: "I'm so lost, isn't Hitler a first name?"
Person 2: "Oh my god Pedro where the fuck have you been?"

by RatchetA$$Hoeeeee April 2, 2016