When a female shoves a candy cane up inside of her pussy hole, and part of it breaks off and starts to melt, as it would inside a mouth, and a man sucks out the candy cane juice.
by Joe From Sacramento December 16, 2022
Desperate after the battery in her vibrator died, Sally grabbed a candy cane off the tree and gave herself the ol' Peppermint Patty.
by Robgo December 10, 2019
by lucifer_666 July 03, 2015
A choice of two things but both are equally as awful as the other. You don’t want to choose either of them, but a decision has to be made.
Sam was given a patty ultimatum of either going to the run down casino or babysitting a stranger’s baby. With a deadline, he had to make a decision between these horrible options.
by Mermandi May 03, 2021
used to describe someone on point, with their highlight popping, and their cheekbones so sharp it can Donald Trumps hair
You looking good, Patty with the cheekbones
by zaynahandandjelija February 06, 2017
A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.
Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022
by Digdogger August 06, 2018