The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.
As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.
Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.
Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered
by Provo78 March 18, 2024
Get the Dutch ovenmug. The post dinner sex after a visit to the Indian palace
Buffet. When suddenly the overwhelming need to shit arrives. The common occurance is a similar result to a Dutch oven only spicier. Best done with SO in vacinity.
Buffet. When suddenly the overwhelming need to shit arrives. The common occurance is a similar result to a Dutch oven only spicier. Best done with SO in vacinity.
Cindy was screaming with pleasure that soon turned to horror as mark had subjected her to an Indian oven.
by Dorkbutt4never September 4, 2017
Get the indian ovenmug. A food that can be cooked in the oven , either gas or electic. Any product that can be cured or cooked in an oven such as playdough / pre-pared takeaway meals.
Te boy asked his mother " Hey mum is this ovenable as he held up a supermarket single serve plastic wrapped saugage roll"
by Cookeroo July 24, 2021
Get the ovenablemug. Similar to a standard Dutch Oven however you hock a loogie on the ceiling above the head of the person you are attempting to Dutch Oven. The person is then forced to choose. Option #1 let the loogie fall and hit them in the face or Option #2, pull the covers over their head and hold their breathe until the loogie falls, thus self inflicting the Dutch Oven.
Hey Jonny how did that Modified Dutch Oven Go last night? Great she went for option 2 and ran out of breathe. She ended up with both options.. It was EPIC>>
by vinnypo3 March 19, 2011
Get the Modified Dutch Ovenmug. Male 1: "Ashton is pregnant again but not by the same guy. "
Male 2: "wow, I guess she's a community oven."
Male 2: "wow, I guess she's a community oven."
by Imabanana1 April 20, 2016
Get the community ovenmug. by white4life69 December 2, 2017
Get the dutch gas ovenmug. The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.
Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?
Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!
Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!
by Not Mike M November 15, 2013
Get the cookin' onions in the ovenmug.